It's MJ, bitch!

PET PEEVES.

2008-04-04T01:49:00.000-07:00

1. When things don't go as planned.
2. When people make certain situations into a huuuuuge deal when it's really not.
3. When people are fucking hypocritical.
4. When bitches at work are rude.
4. When there's no good food at my house.
5. When people don't appreciate anything you do for them and just want everything to go their way and don't understand that THEY CAN'T GET EVERYTHING THEY FUCKING WANT.
6. When people analyze every little thing. Just live homie, just live.
I think that's it..for now.
Bye bitches<3

He so sweet make me wanna lick the wrapper.

2008-03-31T00:34:00.000-07:00

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. Lil Wayne needs to record all songs possible now, and then GKH, so that I can listen to his music, but his ugly face and retardedness will be out of this world. Yadididididididimean? Like really you're going to be addicted to sizzurp? What a fucking idiot! It's all about heroin hasn't he heard? Gosh. Anywayssss. I really really really want to go to madaeffin' Coachella b/c I want to see my boo Jack Johnson. But one day tickets are sold out and I am NOT about to pay 300 duckets for a 3 day pass. Because I'm broke and my dad would be like "PEOPAL WILL GIVE YOU THE LSD BACHAME." Well, that's probably true in this case since it's Coachella and everyone's probably a crackhead, but still. He says that for every situation. I could be going to an elementary school and he'll say that. That's when I say "Bye Dadddddd" and close the door on him. =) On another note, I found my South Park character that Kim made for me and I totally forgot about. hahahahaha it looks just like me! Except that I don't wear glasses anymore, thanks! Mhmmmmm so yeah. I have a lot more to say but I'm too lazy. Sesesesesese ya bitches. <3

So incredibly motherfucking happyyyyyyyyyyyy

2008-03-12T20:37:00.000-07:00

I'm off from work tomorrow, and so is my best friend! So we're going to have a hang out sesh! Woooooooohooo. I mean..yeah it's not like we don't do that on a daily basis but lately she's been having to wake up at 5 am for her stupid piece of shit job and so she would like pass out in a ball at 10 pm and I'm like really? I honestly LOVE my best friend more than I love...food. Now you KNOW that's a lot of love. I would cut my big toe off and feed it to her if she was starving. Anyways. I just thought I would post about my utter sense of joy at the moment.
hahaha, Kim's face is fucking priceless. And nice..bras. 7 years of amazing best friendness and going bitches! <3

I've got my sights set on you...

2008-03-12T18:57:00.000-07:00

and I'm ready to aiiiim. I have a heart that will never be taimed. I knew you were something special when you spoke my naaame. Now I can't wait to see you again. I've literally listened to this Miley Cyrus aka Horse Face song 25 times in a row. It's so mothereffing catchy. No but really..she looks like a horsie. OMFG I was just looking for pictures of her and I found THIS one. I feel like I just hit the fucking jackpot. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH. Wow. That's all I have to say about that one. But back to her horse face..here it is in full effect. PLUS she's a little skank ho in the making. Bitch is only 15 and has pictures like this out. really?...really? And according to my best friend she sounds like she drinks nails and rocks and smokes 2 packs of ciggies a day. Whatever. I still like her song.

So I'm really annoyed because for the past 2 days I've had this really anxious feeling and I don't know why. I think it's because I can't wait for school to be over so I can party my face off. Not really, but you get the jist. Booked my ticket to the east coast last night. I can NOT wait. Umm..what else...uhhh..that's all for now I think. Ohhhh um, I hate Paris Hilton. Like really, that BM ring? Ughhh she is the epitome of ugliness. Please excuse me while I barf my left intestine up. Just do the world a favor and GKY because you look like an ostrich with a wank eye and your boyfriend is REALLY ugly. Kaythanksbye boo.

So Fragile We Are We Just Don't Show It

2008-03-10T18:37:00.000-07:00

So as you may or may not know, Travie posted on his blog about his addiction to pharmaceuticals & how he went through a detox program to help him recover from it. It must have taken a lot of guts to basically tell the world about his problem over a blog. I mean, yeah it's mentioned in his lyrics but still..this was different. I truly have the utmost respect for this man. And it's NOT about how he looks or anything like that, and I'm not being a groupie. No matter how hard I try nobody will understand HOW much listening to their music makes me happy. There's a song for every single emotion I could possibly ever feel. Travis is so incredibly fucking talented, and to see him possibly die from a drug overdose would DEVASTATE me, along with millions of others. His blog brought me to tears because I never knew how bad his addiction was. I'm just glad that he's trying to change and that I'll have the privelege of seeing GCH on tour for many more years to come<3
"Baby I’m a blur…… So i’ve had a little time on my hands lately. Recovering from a relatively new procedure that cleans your opiate receptors and basically gives you a new beginning. I feel like a layer of shit as been peeled off of my brain. I’m sure alot of you who really pay attention to our music know that i’ve been addicted to pharmaceuticals since I was 15 years old. This is my second stint in a detox program, the first was right before we signed to FBR and it really didn’t help much. Meeting after meeting i still had a thirst, a death wish. Fuck it, it is what it is. You’re probably asking yourself why is he spilling his guts on the inter-web?? Well the truth of the matter is, I felt an enormous amount of guilt for glorifying drug use in our music, I never talked about getting fucked up in song to sound cool or to gain points. It WAS my life, day in day out, its how I coped with everything. The death of my cousin(R.I.P Isaiah) this past year did it for me, I dove in face first and began killing myself slowly. Then people started dropping like flies all around me, friends, Heath, Pimp C, etc., etc. Still, I was selfish and thought I was invincible, as we all do. I realized something, I gave myself an expiration date, a self fullfilled destiny I was certain to make true. For some retarded reason I never thought i’d make it past 27. Well, it’s nearing and I’m still here, and I have no plans to leave anytime soon. There are only a few people I hold dearly that know I even went through with this, of course the world knows now, but to all my friends, family, management, fans I love you all immensely and to anyone else struggling with this shit, it is conquerable, you can beat it. All kinds of things were pulling at me before I boarded the plane for the hospital. Will I still be cool drug free? Will I lose my edge? Will my writing suffer? Will my friends think I’m lame? Will I still be a fun guy or a vegetable? Guess what?!?! I feel like Wolverine out this motherfucker,uh, whatever that means. I’m a little weak and achy but every hour that passes I feel more and more like me. The me i havn’t seen in 10 years. There is no instruction manual to this lifestyle, the road, the cameras, the press(good or bad), the expectations, the pressure, it’s enough to make an ox buckle at the knees mid-charge. I’ve always rolled with the punches, I’m throwing them now. If it means anything , any of this, just don’t be selfish, live for yourself but know your life is directly connected and important to anyone who loves or cares for you, I can count with 2 hands how many friends i’ve lost to drugs, I don’t want to start using toes.

De Jesus H. Christ that felt good. There you have it, that what’s been eating Gilbert Grape. For more information on The Waisman Method check out this website http://waismannmethod.com . I’m not seeking sympathy just empathy. It was really hard for me to type all of this but if it helps a couple of you out with some problems, I’m stoked. I’m not the preachy holier than thou type of dude so don’t expect any anti drug rants at our shows or me putting x’s on my hands(no disrespect to my SxE compadres)YOU DO YOU, Im’a DO ME. “THE QUILT” is coming!! RUN FOR COMFORT!!!!! Until then here’s another “QUILTEASER”…btw Click That pitiful picture of me above for a little treat, something you’ve been waiting for for a while…enjoy!! JJ and Dan You’re GENIUSES, KNOW THAT!!"

I love you, Travis Schleprok McCoy. Get better & I'll be seeing you in August<3

So much to say so little time.

2008-03-09T21:45:00.000-07:00

I always think of 2039802938 things to write about and then when it comes time to actually write it my brain dies and I can't remember. I'm watching Keeping Up With the Kardashians & I pretty much love it. Fuckkkk I probably shouldn't have admitted to that. Even though Kim Kardashian is a tad bit on the slorish side, she's really fucking pretty. PLUS she's engaged to possibly the hottest man ALIVE(Reggie Bush).

I mean, HOT DAMN, right? Wait, Chyna has a black man all up on that ass too? Wtf she looks like a fucking trannie. I'm going to hell. Oh & their brother is superiorly going out with that girl from Cheetah Girls, the one that was in 3LW. Anddddddddddd um once again, Reggie Bush is MOTHEREFFING HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. Da da da da damn. I give it about...4 months until their sex tape comes out and Kim crys her eyes out like I don't want to go through this againnnnnnn it's not my faulllllt. Like well you know what bitch you shouldn't have done it in the firstttt place. And her mom's all hugging her and shit. If that was my daughter I would have popped her in the mouth like bitch shut yo trap. Anyways. Ahhh I have to write a paper tomorrow and I pretty much want to inject bleach into my veins because I fucking hate writing papers. Like honestly what the fuck is the point? I'm going to be injecting people with needles all day I don't need to know how to analyze good and evil as discussed by Augustine and the Manicheans. You know why? Because I.DON'T.GIVE.A.FLYING.FUCK. I'm so sick of school already, I don't know how I'm going to get through it. Fuck my life. Bye bitches! <3

This post has no point...

2008-03-08T23:32:00.000-08:00

Could Boris Kodjoe possibly be any more HOTTER? I don't think so. That's all.

Man..what's going on with Kat Von D? Her new name should be Kat Von DeedeeDeeeeeee because she's retarded sometimes. She has moved from one fugly ass man to another.
I don't even know what to say. I still want a tatatouille from her. That word reminded me of ratatouille, which reminded me of cheese, which reminded me that I want some Mac n' cheese. Damn. I digress. Anywayyyyyyyyyyys, I wasn't kidding when I said this post has no point. Gooodbyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

I fucking love Thin Mints.

2008-03-08T23:10:00.000-08:00

I thought it was extremely necessary to title this blog that because I currently have a thin mint cookie in my mouf. That probably sounded wrong but if you asked me if I gave a fuck I would tell you that I don't. Anywhoo, can I just say that I truly don't understand why people go on reality dating shows truly and deeply thinking that they're going to fall in love. REALLY? HONESTLY? You have severe problems if you honestly BELIEVE that you're going to fall in love with someone on a mothereffing t.v. show, and you should probably GKY. (Go kill yourself, for all you retardos). For example, this Dominico fool. He's all crying and shit like "I just want to find somebody" and I'm like gah damn you stupid piece of shit why don't you be normal and let this thing called mothereffing fate take place instead of being desperate enough to have a show dedicated to finding your lovaaa. Everyone knows that shit is fake as hell. Plus, how is Dominico in any way, shape, or form attractive?

Definitely NOT cute to my lifestyle. That's all about that though, I'm over it.

In other news..I'm definitely excited to go to the east coast this summer. I miss it. Especially since I'll actually be staying in Manhattan for a couple days! <3
Man, my best friend is in mothereffing Vegas and I don't know what to do with my life. How sad. Here's a picture of her just in case you care. You probably don't but once again, I really don't give a fuck.

Here's Kim a few years back with some white bitch.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA. I looooove you!
Goodnight bitches.

Welcome to my Lifestyle.

2008-03-06T22:07:00.000-08:00

My best friend & I decided to start our own blogs tonight. So um, we did. We want to be Dlisted status. The guy that writes Dlisted is truly our hero. He takes the words right out of our mouths. Who knew that someone else other than us thinks Paris Hilton looks like a straight up fucking ostrich! I honestly don't know what to write at the moment. Oh I know. I can talk about how I am truly madly deeply in love with the guy at Tmobile and we're getting married statarooni..he just doesn't know it yet..that's okay though. *becomes stalker and gets arrested and goes to prison* Hmm...I think I'll have to update this muhhfuggin meow meow blog when I'm in the mood ya heard. Oh & I love Cap'n Crunch cereal. It truly brings purpose into my life and soul. Anyways, I'll finish this blog off with a picture of Travieee, just because it puts a smile on my face. Kaythanksbyeee.